In Other Words...

*As sung to "You and Me and a Bottle Makes Three, by the Big Bad Voodoo Daddies*
*Please note the disclaimers following the song.*

Hey Hobbie!

I know what you're thinking.

Now's about the time that we start drinking.

Hey Janson!

Yeah?

What's it gonna be?

Well, a lomin-ale sounds mighty mighty good to me.

Bad guys show, we gotta go,
It's the same thing every time.
I kinda think that my x-wing is gonna make me lose my mind!
But for now I'll sit and wait--
Cuz it's you and me and a Bothan makes three tonight!

When I'm flying with the Rogues--
We're always on the go.
Catchin' some old Imperial foe.
Wedge says,
"Lock those foils and break by pairs.
Cut the chatter and we'll get out of here."

C'mon Hobbie, let's get another drink.

All right, Plourr, let's swing now baby, c'mon.

Yeah!

Hey now Hobbie--
I know what you're thinking.
It's just about the time that we start drinking.

Hey Janson!

Yeah?

What's it gonna be?

Well, a lomin-ale sounds mighty mighty good to me.

Bad guys show, we gotta go--
It's the same thing every time.
I kinda think that my x-wing is gonna make me lose my mind!
But for now I'll sit and wait--
Cuz it's you and me and a Bothan makes three tonight.

Hey!

Hey ladies!

Did you know I'm a pilot?

Whaddya mean, "All Rogues report"--
I just got here!

~asyrseilar
July, 2001

First of all, this parody intends no copywrite infringement on the Voodoo Daddies or the original author of "You and Me". In fact, the author would like to thank them for an exceptionally fun song.

Second, the song was written according to the version I have in my personal collection. When I listened to the radio version, many lines were cut out. If you would like to hear my copy, please contact me at asyrseilar@yahoo.com,and we will arrange a file transfer.

Lastly, I would like to clarify that the line "You and me and a Bothan makes three" is NOT intended to imply any lewd or salacious situations. Quite honestly, the words just fit so perfectly into the origical lyrics that I couldn't resist building a song around them. Originally, my mental image for the song was Janson, Hobbie, and Bothan X sitting at a table in a cantina. (Well, until the boys got called back to work, that is.) If for some reason you have difficulty with the possible double entendre, either do not read the song, get your mind out of the gutter, or, frankly, get over it.

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