In Other Words...

Hal Horn's Son

*As sung to "Fortunate Son, by John Fogerty and CCR*
*Please note the disclaimers following the song.*

Some folks are born, made to make a deal.
Ooh, their hold's always full.
And when the time comes to show you what they got;
Ooh, "there's nothin' there it's true," now.

That ain't me; that ain't me.
I ain't no smugglin' one, one.
That ain't me; that ain't me,
I'm only Hal Horn's son, yeah.

Some folks are born bacta tank at hand.
Lord, don't they brag 'bout themselves, ya'll.
But when the chance comes to count Gavin's kills,
Bacta Boy gon' go on and get ahead, yeah--

That ain't me, that ain't me.
I ain't no Thyferran one, no no.
That aint' me, that ain't me.
I'm only Hal Horn's son, yeah.

Yeah, oh yeah.

Some folks are able t'raise up them rocks.
Ooh, they'll move 'em everywhere--oh,
But when I tell 'em, their pants they did forget;
Ooh, they'll run for more more more more, ya'll.

That was me, that was me--
I'm a mind-trickin' one, one, one.
That was me, that was me--
Cuz I'm Valin Horn's son.

That was me, that was me--
I'm a mind trickin' one, one, one.
That was me, that was me--
I'm only Hal Horn's son.

That was me, that was me--
I'm a mind trickin' one, one, one.
That was me, that was me--
I'm only Hal Horn's son.

~asyrseilar
July 29, 2001

Disclaimers:

As always, this parody intends no copywrite infringement on Mr. Fogerty or Creedence Clearwater Revival. In fact, the author would like to thank them for an exceptionally fun song.

Second, the song was written according to the version I have in my personal collection. If you would like to hear my copy, please contact me at asyrseilar@yahoo.com,and we will arrange a file transfer.

Lastly, I would like to forestall any and all Corranites who want my head on a silver platter. Yes, I know that he's an awesome character, and I also know that this isn't the best, or even one of my better, parodies. It was NOT meant to be high quality, and I never claimed to be good at this.

Have fun!

 

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