Prologue: The Tour Guide's Spiel
|It is increasingly hard in these
turbulent times to secure reliable transportation across
the galaxy, and to be able to afford accommodations in
the more upscale planetary hotels with swimming pools and
continental breakfasts. The shrewd traveler will notice
that the Poor Fans Guide offers none of those
things. This is what separates the Poor Fans Guide
from the Ridiculously Wealthy Fans Guide. Yes, the
RWFG does offer a complete historical journey, and traces
the growth of the Rebellion, including political
landmarks, battlefields and pit stops, from beginning to
end, but one must take into consideration that the better
part of the Rebellions official actions consisted
of fleeing from the evil Galactic Empire and hiding,
which makes for compelling history, yes, but a rather
repetitive and unsettling Tour.
So its best just to admit that youre a Poor Fan and get on with it. At least that has always been the Guides philosophy.
Let us begin our journey. The major attractions are highlighted for convenience, or for those of you who only skim things anyway.
Start the Tour!