Where to start, where to start...

Oh, ok. I know.

First of all, there are a few things that are not now, and never will be canon. Please don't try to work them into the universe. No, don't try to be nice, and let them play, too. I simply cannot allow such things to influence future generations of Star Wars fans.

For the sake of posterity, apple pie, and my mental well-being, we'll just pretend that they're just one of Luke Skywalker's nightmares. (How many times must we tell that boy not to eat before going to sleep?)

At any rate, In order of increasing contempt they are:

Star Wars: A New Hope
Banished because of that awful scene where John D. is given The Great One's lines, and because it makes Wedge out to be a wuss.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Bail Antilles? If the man can't even control his own universe (especially when it comes to characters he creates), he shouldn't expect me to take him seriously... what's next? Chewbacca Kenobi?

All Ewok Adventure Movies
Hey, Cindel's cute and all, and I love 'em, but when the sabacc cards are in the flux they just don't count.

Splinter of the Mind's Eye
Ok,so maybe the guy didn't know that Luke and Leia were siblings... that's no excuse for writing a rampantly cheezy book.

Those Nasty, Horrid Jedi Prince Ken Books
(AKA Message from Mount Yoda, Lost City of the Jedi,Zorba the Hutt's Revenge, and Prophets of the Dark Side)

Kind of sends a chill down your spine, doesn't it? But I, the one and only Asyr, have just the solution! Read a  Canon  ! In the order that they were written...

Hope you enjoyed them! More coming... well, eventually.

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